May 2013
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Time for tea?: Foreign Words We Could Use in... →
plantinaboot: Foreign Words We Could Use in English nevver: Kummerspeck (German) Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon. Shemomedjamo (Georgian) You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it? Tartle…
May 21st
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handsome-squidward: gameandwatch: natsugay: For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass Proof for those of us that are unaware I’m crying listen to it
May 17th
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I said "Jesus Christ" in one of my tweets, and now...
May 16th
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“Time flows in strange ways on Sundays, and sights become mysteriously distorted.”
– Haruki Murakami - 1Q84 (via murakamistuff)
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geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
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April 2013
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Apr 28th
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I NEED TO STOP EATING GRANOLA OUT OF THE PACKET.
Apr 27th
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Am I a good student and have nearly finished my work that’s due in two days? No. Am I a masochistic idiot who has had 5 months to to finish said work but hasn’t even started it because I’m basically a lazy sod which means I’m going to have to stay up from now until the deadline? Yes. Some serious tea is needed.
Apr 27th
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Haruki Murakami's "On seeing the 100% ... →
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zombikki: veganasfuck: how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.  this is the best joke ever
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“You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong...”
– Unknown  (via juicyisnotcouture)
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